Customers at work.
Okay so as many of you know I work at a book store (Academic Solutionz, come in and I’ll give you a discount on your textbooks) and don’t get me wrong I love it, but there are seriously some customers that I just want to like throw a textbook at so heres just a little rant.
- Some people walk into the bookstore and have NO IDEA WHAT BOOKS THEY NEED. LIKE SERIOUSLY. IF I HAD LIKE A FUCKING DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME SOME DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKER WALKS IN AND GOES HEY DO YOU HAVE THE YEAR - MATH BOOK AND YEAR - SCIENCE BOOK? OR DO YOU HAVE THE ENGLISH READING BOOKS? THEN I GO YEAH WHICH ONE THOUGH? AND THEY GO I DONT KNOW I’D BE A MILLIONAIRE. LIKE SERIOUSLY. LIKE WHICH FUCKING “ENGLISH READING BOOK”? THERES LIKE FUCKING 100. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT BOOK YOU NEED. YOU’RE WASTING SPACE.
- Rude people who call up.
- People who call up and ask for the price of like 100 books and if we have them and then go ok dw about it. AND ITS WORSE WHEN THEY DO IT ONE BY ONE, LIKE CANYOU JUST LIST ALL THE FUCKING BOOKS YOU NEED?
- People who don’t speak English or Viet.
- People who say “oh yeah I don’t need help” and then get all the wrong fucking books and then I have to re get them.
- People who are like seriously mentally slow. Like I told this guy we didn’t have a book and it legit took him like 30 seconds to process that through his brain and we just stood there in silence.
- People who ask for the book they had on hold and didn’t know which book it was. Like okay. Cool.
- WHEN I ASK PEOPLE IF THEY NEED ANY HELP AND THEN THEY JUST STARE AT ME AND WALK AWAY LIKE OKAY MAN WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
- When little kids come in and push all the books into/off the shelf. Control your fucking kids mate.
- When I call people telling their book as arrived and they tell me their life story like okay no offence but THIS IS THE FUCKS I GIVE:
- Once some man asked me for the colours of all the books he was listing over the phone. Deadset.
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