December 2009
You aren't in love. Honey, you're 14.
lisaness:
hippocrick:
justamisguidedghost:
ashleebearcat:
leonyisninjaa:
Look, you aren’t in love when you’re 14. Sorry, that’s how it is. Do you even know what love is? I may not know, I’m only 14 too. But I’ve liked guys, not loved them. You’re crying over stupid things. He doesn’t like you back, so you cry? You can’t change the way he feels. But if he said he liked you, it’s a...
Nothing is going to change in 2010.
hippocrick:
vaginismus:
karmasabitch:
tamburina:
All your problems won’t magically disappear on January 1st. So stop saying “I hope 2010 will be amazing.” It really is up to you.
Plus, remember at the end of ‘08 how we were all like, “OMG 2009 IS GOING TO BE AWEEESOMEEE” Yeah, it was the same shit.
Can't wait to say, I'll see you next year or I'll...
I am so lame cool.
I like your dirty mind, mine’s on it all the time...
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OKAY SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DONT LIKE ME, DONT ACT LIKE...
Amen.
If santa was black, instead of saying 'ho ho ho'...
Any one remember this?
LEARN CHINESE: 1) That’s not right………………………….Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive…………..Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP…………………………Kum Hia 4) Stupid Man……………………………….Dum Gai 5) Small Horse………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach…………………Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped the coffee table……………….Ai Bang Mai Ni 8) I think you need a face lift………………..Chin Tu Fat 9) It’s...
Bitch Fit.
Person 1: Don’t bother hoping for anything, because you got yourself involved with the wrong people. PS. If anything you said was true, fucking make the effort to talk to me. Like the say, bullshit is 8 letters as well. Person 2: Stfu, I don’t give two fucks. How do you know if someone is the opposite of what they’re suppose to be? It’s more of “they are the complete...
“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose...”
– Roald Dahl, The Twits (via thoughtsdetained) (via hippocrick)
40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between...
What if I told you that my heart beats a little...
FOR FUCK SAKES FUCKING STFU.
R.I.P Jimmy Nguyen →
I love the good morning texts you send me...
hippocrick:
Sometimes I just feel really sad for no reason, I don’t even have a legit reason to. I can be really content with my life and absolutely carefree or really angry at someone but eventually it always leads back to sadness. I don’t know, I sound kind of pathetic right now but that’s just how I am. Some nights I spend just crying endlessly late into the night and by the morning I feel so...
Hi, my name is .. you won't remember, until...
imstuckonyou:
trangphamm:
ninalt:
nhinguyen:
How old was the last person who kissed you? Mum? LOL
Are you on good or bad terms with the last person you dated? N/A
Do you have any plans for the day after tomorrow? Nopee
Do you have a good relationship with your parents? I guess
What time did you wake up today? 1-3ish
What were you doing two nights ago? I cant remember ? :|
Name...
You can only type one word.
ajfjakfjuegb:
ohlavache:
imstuckonyou:
hippocrick:
madipanguinbrq19:mrwinterdidyoumissher:crashcourselove:incessantlove:timeandsound:sothenstephwaslike:hannuhlouise:headsicknotthick:
1. Where is your cell phone? Here
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? None
3. Your hair? Ew
4. Work? Nope
5. Your father? Vietnam
6.Your favorite thing? Music
7. Your dream last night? Dunno
8.Your...
2009.
redorangejuice:
jennybeans:
2009: In the beginning Where did you bring in the New Year? City Who were you with? Friends Did you kiss anyone at midnight? Nope Did you make any resolutions? Not that I remember of
2009: Your love life Did you break up with anyone? Nope Did you get anything for Valentine’s day? Nope Did you meet anyone special? Yeah Did you fall in love? Nope
2009: Friends and...
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formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/esoteric
Soo.. Im bored and no one is talking to me besides from B. through text. How funn! Anyway I then decided to try tie my hair in a bow like Lady Gaga :D AND IT WORKED! For 2secs. Yeah MLIA.
Awww, how sweet... now how many other girls are...
Bold what you have. Italicize what you want.
hippocrick:
sixstepfailure:pandaispalis:wsupjustaine:lyssamonster:
Bold what you have. Italicize what you want.
1. A cell phone.
2. A hair straightener.
3. Your own computer.
4. Your own car. When i’m older LOL
5. Chanel/Dior/Gucci sunglasses
6. A designer purse.
7. A boyfriend/girlfriend. hehehe
8. A curling iron.
9. Every Fall Out Boy CD.
10. Something from American Eagle.
...
Fake it, until you feel it.
Bold the truth.
threewordcliche:
annaavu:hippocrick:court-:jadeharrison:
1. I’m a boy. 2. I’m gay. 3. I’ve kissed a girl. ;) 4. I’ve kissed a boy. cheeks? LOL 5. I have a facebook account. 6. I have a myspace account. 7. I know who Sid Vicious is. 8.I wear glasses. 9. I’m left-handed. 10. I’m flat-footed. 11. I write stuff on my skin. 12. I have Sex Pistols in my iPod. 13. I smoke. 14. I drink. 15. I’m...
And here I was, thinking we were "biffles". 8-)
(via vdjayk)
MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICANS!
FAMILY, Father And Mother I Love You.
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CHRISTMAS STORIES SO FAR
Okay, so I texted everyone Merry Christmas right? Then I suddenly get this text from a random number… I read through it and it ended with Love Kimmy. Then I was like WTF?! So I looked at the number and I found out I accidentally texted myself, ROFL. Man what a waste of 25 cents. I also texted my mum: MERRY CHRISTMAS MUMMY! Tien Christmas cua con dau? :D Translation: MERRY CHRISTMAS MUMMY!...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!